A bull's penis is called a pizzle.
Pizzles are usually sold as Bully Sticks, chew treats for dogs.
Pizzles comes in both straight and braided varieties.
Pizzles tastes great on a bun...
and even better,
with a dab of peanut butter!
Pizzles may also be used as tusks...
for a killer walrus costume!
Finally, you can fashion your pizzles into a retro-chic Ker-Plunk set!
If all the marbles fall, you lose it all!
You're only sunk if they go...Ker-Plunk!
For 2 to 4 players.