(with a big dick)

Auguste Rodin's Age of Bronze, 1876-77 (with a big dick).

Donatello's David, circa 1440 (with a big dick).

Michelangelo's David, circa 1504 (with a big dick).

Giovanni Bologna's Winged Victory, circa 1574 (with a big dick).

Masaccio's Expulsion from the Garden, circa 1427 (with a big dick).

Michelangelo's The Creation of Adam, circa 1511 (with a big dick).

Kleobis and Biton by Polymides of Argos, circa 600 B.C. (with big dicks)

Michelangelo's Dying Slave, 1513-1516 (with a big dick).

Uterine Fury's California Raisin, 2014 (with a big dick).